@GandalfnSirius Share Their Thoughts on Controlling Humans #catlife #worlddomination

Hello minions! I'm Sirius Black and my brother Gandalf and I welcome you to our blog. Yesterday was our launch and we couldn't be happier with the response so far. Many of our feline brothers and sisters have asked us to share our success in controlling our humans. Some thought we had it easier considering our "Mommy" is a veterinarian. HA! If anything, it's made our work a little harder but nothing we couldn't handled with ease.

From the day she brought me home, I've had her under my spell. The easiest one to conquer was "Poppy." How did I do it? Well, at just 14 days old, I looked rough around the edges and tugged at his heart strings. I clinched the deal by purring for him the moment he held me in his hand.

That didn't go over too well with Mommy. She'd been feeding me with the bottle all day and keeping me clean and the first person I purred for wasn't her. No worries. I had plenty of cuteness to go around for her too. The more I grew, the more I wanted to explore and soon I was climbing on top of the tent house she used to take me back and forth to work with her. 

When I was six weeks old, Mommy brought home 8 week old Gandalf. Now I had competition for her attention but that didn't bother me at all. After a few hours of getting to know each other, we formulated our plan to conquer the world! First step is to be as cute as possible to keep all humans distracted from our real purpose.

Sure we fight but it's all show. We can't have Mommy, Poppy or anyone else guess what we're up to now can we? The same goes on in every household around the globe. Every feline works tirelessly to keep humans in check. We need them to keep the dogs in line. Some of those beasts don't have enough sense to know they must do as we command or find themselves out of the loop...and the house!

One necessary evil is going to the office with Mommy to get vaccinated. We can't have our plans altered because one of us is ill. So having a doctor at our disposal has turned into a real boon for us as you can see.

We get what we want, when we want it. It's all from being cute and cuddly when the humans are most vulnerable. They can't resist us and end up letting us have free reign.

Just like now...

Make sure you follow us on Twitter @GandalfnSirius and check us out on Facebook. We have our own page! Our Mommy is pretty good with all this social media stuff and now so am I!

Until next time,

Sirius