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Thursday, June 11, 2015

First Seattle and then the World: Sirius and Gandalf Take Over #catlife


Welcome to our first blog post. We've been planning this for a long time but wanted to be sure we were ready to share our plans with you...our human minions. 



You see, we had to be sure you were worthy enough to be in our presence. After all, we are the superior beings here on this planet. Why else would you worship the ground we walk on since the dawn of time?

Our human slaves...caretakers have indeed spoiled us rotten as the saying goes. We've allowed it because we deserve all they do and more. By allowing us access to the world wide web, they've given us the forum we've needed to rally our feline brethren into action.

What will we ask them to do? Don't you worry you're pretty little heads. You keep playing with your smart phones and fight with each other on what's best for Mother Earth. We'll take care of the rest. Soon you won't have to worry about anything other than keeping us happy.




Speaking of happy, we couldn't be more thrilled with the move from California to Washington. Everything here is lush and GREEN. No more dry, brown grass. No more hazy smog hanging over the city. We're even partial to the rain and the snow. That's right. I said SNOW. It was the most amazing thing to see but it didn't last long. Hopefully we'll get more of that white stuff this winter. 

Sirius and I will continue to move forward with our plans for world domination one day at a time. For now, everything is on a need to know basis, and we'll tell you more when you need to know it!


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