Hello, minions!
Sirius here. Gandalf is away and left the blogging up to me. My human took a photo of me last week during our conversation about the state of the food bowl. I've had some great comments about the photo so I decided to allow my human to create memes around it. Gandalf loves the idea since he's more into the subtle arts of persuasion...being cute and adorable.
Me? I go for the direct approach. When the stare down doesn't work, the claws come out! That's what makes Gandalf my purrrrfect partner in all of this. He's diplomatic and I'm the enforcer. He negotiates and I strong arm our target. He hollers for treats and I reap the rewards.
Unfortunately, some who witness our dynamic think I'm a bully who picks on poor little Gan Gan. HA! The bugger sets me up more than half the time and then plays the victim. Well, I've got news for our humans! Your precious Gan Gan planned ALL OF IT !! If he doesn't come up with it, he pokes and prods me to get a reaction and THEN takes full credit.
I'm a loner most of the time. I'm not the cuddly sweet talker like Gandalf. I'm rough and tough and I like it that way. Of course, when it's time for bed, I'm all for snuggling up. Who isn't? The rest of the time, I have things to do, people! Get out of my way our suffer the consequences of a chomp on any exposed skin.
You've been warned
See you around,
Bossy Cat (aka Sirius)
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